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The Spider Song -- By The Engineer PDF Print E-mail
Written by Reaper   
Sunday, 06 February 2011 16:00

~The Spider Song~

By: The Spider.

I was just unloved alone in my field
and your dress was such a pretty hue
so I hopped on it, to ride along
I just wanted to come with you

Please don't shout and act crazy
There's no reason to be scared of me
you're a beautiful girl in my world
Don't hit me with your delux CD.

Whoa Oh! Woah oh!

(Chorus)
I'm just a spider.  Just a little spider
It's no big deal, there's no issue.
Were you guys scared? I wasn't scared!
Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude.
Whoever knew that I could be famous
I even ended up on youtube
just for climbing up onto your dress
and then getting smacked like a noob.

It was really great to finally meet you
even we spiders can be fans too
I was the envy of everyone
and though our time together was brief
it was still a lot of fun

I had wondered what you'd say
when you saw me standing there
I pictured a beautiful monologue.
Yet when you looked down and you saw me
all you could say was "Oh My God!"

(Chorus)
I'm just a spider.  Just a little spider
It's no big deal, there's no issue.
Were you guys scared? I wasn't scared!
Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude.
Whoever knew that I could be famous
I even ended up on youtube
just for climbing up onto your dress
and then getting smacked like a noob.

but I was really glad to meet you
because I was a fan too.



I wrote this song based on a funny incident involving Taylor Swift that I came across on youtube where she was filming the shooting of her video Love Story. This is one of those really funny things that happen that just can't be scripted. Taylor has the cutest expression after the spider is killed and proclaims "Were you guys scared? I wasn't scared!" I decided to write this song to be a funny (joke) song and write it from the perspective of the spider. I hope you enjoy it!
Last Updated on Sunday, 05 August 2012 03:43